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Number 5; Lilith, Borderlands
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Ah, Lilith. This deadly beauty kicks things off at Number 5, and boy, does she set the bar high. This butt-kicking babe is murdering half the planet of Pandora on a quest for the mythical Vault, a lost trove of wealth and tech. She's fast, she's deadly, and she's really good at lighting stuff on fire. The only downside to playing as her? You can't see yourself. Lilith, voiced by anime veteran Colleen Clinkenbeard, owns the Number 5 spot.
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Number 4; Chloe Frazer, Uncharted 2; Among Thieves
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Chloe may be the new model, but damn is she a nice one. The Australian treasure hunter proves skilled in all manner of combat and exploration, and she's witty enough to throw some lines back at the snarky main character. With spunk, attitude, and a heavy helping of badassery, Chloe secures herself the Number 4 spot. As Nathan Drake himself remarked, "It's a shame you have to sit on somethin' so pretty."
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Number 3; Madison Paige, Heavy Rain
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Madison may be the most recent character to grace this list, but she deserves it. This spunky journalist proves invaluable in the Origami Killer case, bringing the killer to justice and showing off her goods in process. Madison's booty-shaking earns her the Number 3 spot.
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Number 2; Bayonetta, Bayonetta
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You'd think with an ass like that, she'd be ranked higher on our list, but Bayonetta, the sexy angel-slaughtering witch from Platinum Games' newest title, falls just short at Number 2. With an ass designed to be perfect, and hair that turns into enormous demons and devours enemies (disrobing Bayonetta in the process), this witch has thoroughly earned a place at the top.
But, in the end, (see what I did thar?) it all pales in comparison to...
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Number 1; Snake, Metal Gear Solid Series
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That's right. Snake. Snake has the greatest ass in video gaming. Of all time. No matter his age, no matter his time period, Snake's ass keeps on delivering. And he runs around in skintight sneaking suits! There's practically nothing left to the imagination. The fact that he has kept his buns in top form even in his advanced age shows his sheer dedication to buttock perfection. I mean, can you really say no to this?
I think not.
